Is it worth telling the woman in a couple you know that her husband is cheating on her, or should you just keep your bloody mouth shut? Let me give you an example. Matt was the sales manager at Maija’s father’s company. He was handsome, charming, a smooth talker, and frequently away from home on … Read more
Some women have a habit of hinting to their husbands that they’re in the mood for sex. They don’t come right out and say it, but instead drop little hints here and there. Sometimes they’re obvious, sometimes they’re so subtle that the poor bastard hasn’t got a clue what’s going on. This can become a … Read more
Last night there was absolutely insane fucking noise coming from next door: a woman moaning, outright screaming, and relentless banging. Bloody hell, it went on forever! I figured the neighbour lady was getting some very thorough ‘treatment’ over there—but nope. Turned out it was her elderly mother, who’d fallen out of bed, broken her hip, … Read more
It’s almost impossible to impress me anymore. I’ve seen and heard it all. And yet, today, it happened. In a supermarket. Between the beer shelves. I heard something so extraordinary that the hairs on the back of my neck stood up, a tear welled up in the corner of my eye, and I wanted to … Read more
Being alone can affect your psyche in the strangest ways imaginable. I’ve been single for a long time. I enjoy being single and have no desire to be in a relationship. But yesterday, when a couple of friends were visiting the Helsinki metropolitan area and came to stay the night at my place, I discovered … Read more
Jane became single and joined a singles group on Facebook. Because Tinder is full of dishonest and phoney people. After six months, she was really pissed off. She had a date with one guy who said he was a teetotaler, but was drunk when they met. Another guy said he would never date more than … Read more
My good friend John found a woman, Jane, on Tinder. After a couple of dates, they met at John’s apartment. After a nice dinner and a couple of glasses of wine, they went to the bedroom, took their clothes off, and it so happened that John couldn’t get an erection. This happens to almost all … Read more
Already when I was young, I learned that nothing makes sex better than when your partner looks you straight in the eyes and says, “I love you.” The incredible feeling that comes from that is truly beyond words. It lifts sex to entirely new dimensions and makes it so much better. For decades I’ve thought … Read more
Once, with my girlfriend (about 20 years ago), we were about to have sex. We were already naked in bed, kissing, the foreplay was done, and we were ready to go — when I remembered that the condoms were in the bathroom. I went to get them, and then thought I’d grab a drink from … Read more
Here’s how it works: when she wants to eat at a fancy restaurant, I take her—and I pay. When she wants new clothes, we go shopping together—and I pay. When she wants a vacation in Italy, we go together—and I pay. It’s just like being married—except I actually get sex!
