Ladies – hinting is not enough

Some women have a habit of hinting to their husbands that they’re in the mood for sex. They don’t come right out and say it, but instead drop little hints here and there. Sometimes they’re obvious, sometimes they’re so subtle that the poor bastard hasn’t got a clue what’s going on. This can become a … Read more

Text message to soul mate

Has it ever happened to you that, at a particular moment, like a bolt out of the blue, you suddenly realised that your partner was The One True Love? It happened to me once. I was in a pub with my best mate, and my own phone had run out of battery, so I borrowed … Read more

My Kind of Anniversary Present

A year ago, I was struggling quite a bit with the fact that I didn’t have a wife, or even a girlfriend. On the one hand, I was perfectly happy being able to live my life freely, exactly the way I wanted. No need to bend over backwards to accommodate a woman’s whims and demands. … Read more

My new hero

It’s almost impossible to impress me anymore. I’ve seen and heard it all. And yet, today, it happened. In a supermarket. Between the beer shelves. I heard something so extraordinary that the hairs on the back of my neck stood up, a tear welled up in the corner of my eye, and I wanted to … Read more

Erectile dysfunction

My good friend John found a woman, Jane, on Tinder. After a couple of dates, they met at John’s apartment. After a nice dinner and a couple of glasses of wine, they went to the bedroom, took their clothes off, and it so happened that John couldn’t get an erection. This happens to almost all … Read more

Relationship advice, part 454

Man in trench coat without trousers

Since people were asking for relationship advice, here’s another little gem. Before you get into a relationship, invite your future mother-in-law over to your place to watch a movie. Nothing reveals a person’s true character quite like watching a film together. And no matter how hard you try to avoid it, once you’re in a … Read more

Man Hunting, Part 2

Recently, I gave women advice on how to impress a man on a first date. Now for the follow-up: how to make sure he doesn’t disappear into thin air once he’s gotten laid—aka, the guide to a perfect first time. Once you’ve got the man back at your place and decided it’s time to get … Read more

Making an impression on a man on the first date

For women who want to make a lasting impression on a man on a date. Don’t overthink it. Men are simple creatures, and most of them get excited about the same things. These will work on almost any man (and if they don’t, you can forget him immediately; he’s not the real deal). You’re guaranteed … Read more

I cheated my wife and got caught

Could you forgive, if one day you came too early home, and surprised your partner red handed in your own bed? Happened to me once, except that I was the one who was cheating. We had talked about it, agreed exact rules what can be done and what not, so there was no excuse. But … Read more