Some women have a habit of hinting to their husbands that they’re in the mood for sex. They don’t come right out and say it, but instead drop little hints here and there. Sometimes they’re obvious, sometimes they’re so subtle that the poor bastard hasn’t got a clue what’s going on. This can become a bit of a problem. If the man fails to pick up on the hints, then nobody gets laid, and in the worst-case scenario, the woman ends up frustrated and horny.
Personally, I’m such an idiot when it comes to women that it takes more than a little hint to get the message through my thick skull.
One of my wives had this habit of usually sleeping with her panties on, but every now and then, she would come to bed completely naked. We’d been living together for probably a year before I finally got around to asking her, “Does coming to bed naked mean you’re in the mood for sex?”
She replied, “It might mean that.”
One time, when we went to bed, she climbed on top of my face, completely naked. I assumed she was about to fart, so I started holding my breath. I don’t know how long I lay there, but it was getting rather difficult to keep going when she finally asked, “Don’t you want to lick?”
And that was when the light finally went on in my thick skull. Holy shit, she actually wanted sex!
So, ladies, dropping hints isn’t enough. You have to spell it out clearly!