Some people have asked for a podcast, so here it is.
The first episode is based on stuff already on this blog; in future (if there are listeners), there will be both blog content and maybe more.
At least for now, it’s available only in English.
Podcasts, and social media (like Quora ) do not allow certain content, so the dirtiest stories are only on this blog. Be warned.
You’ll find the podcast by searching for “DIRTY OLD MAN The Podcast” or clicking links below.
Spotify
DIRTY OLD MAN — The Podcast
Too old to care. Too young to behave. And far too experienced to pretend I’ve got my life together.
Welcome to Dirty Old Man, a podcast based on the stories published on dirtyoldman.blog, where life’s absurdities meet dry sarcasm, questionable wisdom, and the occasional spectacular disaster.
I’m Jan, a man who should know better by now but continues to provide compelling evidence to the contrary.
Expect outrageous relationship stories, disastrous dates, divorce, fatherhood, the joys of being single, travel mishaps, cultural curiosities, embarrassing accidents, and the sort of everyday lunacy that makes you wonder how humanity has survived this long.
Discover how to impress a man with heavy machinery, why a birthday present can provoke genuine outrage, how a piece of cheese can become a matter of existential horror, and what happens when a middle-aged man makes a questionable decision involving wine and his own private parts.
Yes, really.
This isn’t a self-improvement podcast. I’m not here to teach you how to become successful, wealthy, spiritually enlightened, or a better human being. Frankly, the world has quite enough people telling us how to live.
Instead, expect brutally honest confessions, sarcastic observations about human nature, uncomfortable truths about relationships, and stories that are funny precisely because they probably shouldn’t be.
Think dry humour, unapologetic irreverence, a little Bukowski-esque attitude, and a healthy suspicion of anyone who claims to have everything figured out.
Some stories are ridiculous. Some are painfully honest. Others might make you question whether you should be laughing at all. Some are completely true stories some have some truth in them – to be honest, I’m not sure anymore where reality ends and fiction starts. I blame the wine.
And occasionally, you might even learn something. Don’t worry, it won’t happen often.
A word of warning: The blog contains stories that may be too outrageous, explicit, or politically inconvenient for delicate sensibilities and overworked social media algorithms. The podcast is the public-friendly version. For the unfiltered material, visit dirtyoldman.blog.
If you’ve ever made a spectacular mess of your love life, questioned your sanity, or wondered why everyone else seems to be winging it just as badly as you are, you’re among friends.
Follow the podcast, leave a five-star rating if you enjoy it, and share your own stories. I may be persuaded to make another episode.
Dirty Old Man. Life is ridiculous. Growing old is compulsory. Growing up is entirely optional.