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Olen ollut sinkkuna pitkään, viihdyn sinkkuna, en kaipaa parisuhteeseen. Mutta eilen, kun ystäväpariskunta oli käymässä täällä pääkaupunkiseudulla, ja tulivat sitten minun luokseni yökylään, huomasin itsessäni aivan oudon piirteen, jota häpeän suunnattomasti. Lue lisää
Hiljattain annoin naisille neuvoja, kuinka mieheen tehdään vaikutus ekoilla treffeillä. Nyt sitten jatkoa sille. Eli kuinka varmistat, ettei mies häivy kuin pieru saharaan, kun on saanut piparia – aka täydellisen ensimmäisen seksikerran ohje. Lue lisää
Naisille, jotka haluavat tehdä lähtemättömän vaikutuksen mieheen treffeillä. Älkää yliajatelko. Miehet ovat yksinkertaisia otuksia, joilla on lähes kaikilla samat innostuksen kohteet. Nämä tepsivät takuuvarmasti lähes kaikkiin miehiin (ja sellaisen, johon ei tepsi, voi unohtaa samantien; ei ole tosimies). Lue lisää
My good friend John went on a date with a lady. John is a gentleman, so he paid for the coffee and pastries. On the second date, they went out to eat, and again John picked up the tab. The woman thanked him and said that next time, she would pay. For the third date, … Lue lisää
A few days ago, while shopping, I saw a woman I instantly fell head over heels for. She was exactly the kind of woman I’ve always dreamed of. I can’t explain why, but I got the impression she’s very open-minded—and might even be up for something on the first date. For privacy reasons, I won’t … Lue lisää
I’ve decided to offer one lucky single woman an unforgettable romantic weekend getaway to London early next year. Since there will no doubt be a flood of interested participants, a qualifying round will be held to ensure only the crème de la crème makes it through. The selection will be in three stages—three separate dates—each … Lue lisää
I was reading my diary, reminiscing about old dates. There is one I’ll never forget: I’m really pissed off. Tinder. Do I need to say more? I’ll tell you anyway. I found a woman on Tinder. Pretty, nice, everything good. We decided to go on a date. Drinks at a local restaurant. I went a … Lue lisää
From now on, I’m not going to talk about romantic things to them. I’m going to rely on science. When I get a woman to stay overnight, I wait until she’s asleep and then put a nicotine patch on her back. In the morning, before she wakes up, I remove it. After a couple weeks … Lue lisää
My friend John had been thinking that it might be nice to get a little frisky with his wife, Jane, in the evening, so he decided to send her a romantic and slightly naughty message from work, wondering if he might get lucky tonight. He had read in some women’s magazine that it’s a good … Lue lisää
One of my ex-wives had an annoying habit. Now and then, when I was watching TV in the evening, she kissed me on the cheek and said, “I’m going to bed.” And I mean around 9 pm! Usually, we went to bed around midnight. For at least an hour, when I was watching a movie, … Lue lisää
