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I was at the pick-and-mix sweets section in a supermarket when I witnessed something that nearly ruined my entire day. A little boy turned to his mum and asked, “Can I have some sweets?” His mum replied, “Well, you’ve been such a good little helper and helped Mummy with the cleaning, so you can have … Lue lisää
Tänään se kuitenkin tapahtui. Kaupassa. Oluthyllyjen välissä. Kuulin jotain sellaista, että niskakarvat nousivat pystyyn, kyynel herahti silmäkulmaan, olisin halunnut mennä kättelemään ja halaamaan sitä miestä, kertomaan kuinka hän juuri palautti uskoni ihmiskuntaan. Lue lisää
Hankin myymälästänne pyykinkuivaustelineen, joka tuli kompaktissa pakkauksessa. Ostaessani arvasin, että se on koottava. Onneksi mukana tuli varsin hyvä kasausohje. Haluaisin kuitenkin kiinnittää huomion muutamaan pieneen yksityiskohtaan. Lue lisää
Hyvä ystäväni Matti löysi Tinderistä naisen, Maijan. Parin treffin jälkeen he tapasivat Matin asunnolla. Mukavan illallisen ja parin viinilasillisen jälkeen he menivät makuuhuoneeseen, riisuutuivat, ja kävi niin, ettei Matti saanut erektiota. Lue lisää
A childhood friend from up north was staying the night. He’s got a date today with some woman and was really excited — thought he might get lucky. Naturally, I’m happy for him. Before heading out, he asked if he could borrow my electric shaver. After he’d left, I went into the bathroom and noticed … Lue lisää
A friend recommended a type of cheese I hadn’t tried before—Cantal, from Lidl. That evening, I sliced a piece onto a salt cracker and settled on the couch to watch a movie. In the dark, I almost knocked over my wineglass, and as I grabbed it, the cheese fell to the floor. According to the … Lue lisää
This happened over 20 years ago. I was at the Heureka Science Centre with my kids. There was a microscope set up where you could look at bull sperm. Next to it was a sign that said, “Live sperm available from the guide.” I turned to the gentleman standing nearby and asked, “Could we get … Lue lisää
I’ve just learned that a fake AI-generated advertisement is being circulated on social media using my name. It’s a vile attempt to deceive people by exploiting my good reputation. In this ad, a character impersonating me promotes an unbelievably profitable cryptocurrency investment, promising returns of thousands of percent annually. Worse yet, the character offers women … Lue lisää
Today was my first time taking a drug test. Not the fun kind where they try different substances—the kind where you pee in a cup while a nurse watches you like a hawk, then they analyze it to see if you’ve been using. I prepared thoroughly. Drank lots of water, avoided the bathroom, and came … Lue lisää
