Onko teille joskus käynyt niin, että jollain tietyllä hetkellä, kuin salama kirkkaalta taivaalta, olette yhtäkkiä tajunneet, että puolisosi on Se Tosi Rakkaus?
It happened to me once. I was in a pub with my best mate, and my own phone had run out of battery, so I borrowed his mobile and sent my girlfriend a message saying, “Hey, honey, you have no idea how badly I want to make love to you.”
Ja hän vastasi: ”niin minullakin, tuskin maltan odottaa seuraavaa kertaa”.
Ajatelkaa, hän tiesi, että se olin minä, vaikka laitoin viestin kaverin puhelimesta, enkä edes laittanut nimeäni siihen viestiin! Sen täytyy olla universumin tapa kertoa, että olemme todellisia sielunkumppaneita!
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