I did once. I went to a bar, and there at the counter sat a truly stunning woman. Like a doll – very delicate and incredibly beautiful face. So naturally, I sat down next to… Read More »Have you ever gotten punched in a bar?
Competition for women: unforgettable romantic weekend getaway to London
I once had a girlfriend. I told her, “You’re wonderful.” she replied, “Words don’t matter — only actions do.” I told her, “I want to spend the rest of my life with you,” she replied,… Read More »Only Actions Matter
I was reading my diary, reminiscing about old dates. There is one I’ll never forget: I’m really pissed off. Tinder. Do I need to say more? I’ll tell you anyway. I found a woman on… Read More »Tinder is shitty game
From now on, I won’t talk about romantic things to them. I’m going to rely on science. When I get a woman to stay overnight, I wait until she’s asleep, and then put a nicotine… Read More »How to keep a woman
I sat at the park, when I saw and elderly couple nearby, having picnic. Man was probably over 80, and woman not much younger. They were sitting there on a blanket, feeding grapes each… Read More »Young love
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