Last night there was absolutely insane fucking noise coming from next door: a woman moaning, outright screaming, and relentless banging. Bloody hell, it went on forever!
I figured the neighbour lady was getting some very thorough ‘treatment’ over there—but nope. Turned out it was her elderly mother, who’d fallen out of bed, broken her hip, and was desperately trying to get help.
Now I’m feeling just a tiny bit ashamed that I was jerking off along to the rhythm.