Kirkumista naapurista

Viime yönä naapurista kuului aivan mieletön meteli: naisen voihkintaa, suoranaista huutoa ja armotonta kolinaa. Hitto, sitä jatkui ikuisuus!

. . Luulin jo, että naapurin eukko siellä sai oikein perusteellista ”hoitoa” – mutta paljastuikin, että kyseessä oli hänen vanha äitinsä, joka oli pudonnut sängystä, murtanut lonkkansa ja yritti epätoivoisesti huutaa apua.

Nyt vähän hävettää, että vedin käteen sen rytmissä. . .


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