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  • Text message to soul mate

    Has it ever happened to you that, at a particular moment, like a bolt out of the blue, you suddenly realised that your partner was The One True Love? It happened to me once. I was in a pub with my best mate, and my own phone had run out of battery, so I borrowed…

  • My Kind of Anniversary Present

    A year ago, I was struggling quite a bit with the fact that I didn’t have a wife, or even a girlfriend. On the one hand, I was perfectly happy being able to live my life freely, exactly the way I wanted. No need to bend over backwards to accommodate a woman’s whims and demands.…

  • Neighbour screaming

    Last night there was absolutely insane fucking noise coming from next door: a woman moaning, outright screaming, and relentless banging. Bloody hell, it went on forever! I figured the neighbour lady was getting some very thorough ‘treatment’ over there—but nope. Turned out it was her elderly mother, who’d fallen out of bed, broken her hip,…

  • Laundry

    Friday night went on a bit longer than planned. On Saturday morning, my phone alarm went off: “Pick up laundry from the laundry room.” I was still half asleep, so I threw on some clothes and headed down to the communal laundry room. The machines were still running, with just over 15 minutes left. I…

  • My new hero

    It’s almost impossible to impress me anymore. I’ve seen and heard it all. And yet, today, it happened. In a supermarket. Between the beer shelves. I heard something so extraordinary that the hairs on the back of my neck stood up, a tear welled up in the corner of my eye, and I wanted to…

  • How Being Alone Affects You

    Being alone can affect your psyche in the strangest ways imaginable. I’ve been single for a long time. I enjoy being single and have no desire to be in a relationship. But yesterday, when a couple of friends were visiting the Helsinki metropolitan area and came to stay the night at my place, I discovered…

Where Humor Meets the Wit of Age

Dirty Old Man Blog delivers a unique comedic escape, proudly claiming the title of the funniest blog in the universe. Here, laughter is king, and every post aims to brighten your day with sharp wit and timeless humor.

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I laught at my own jokes every day.

Jan

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