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Horrible parents
I was at the pick-and-mix sweets section in a supermarket when I witnessed something that nearly ruined my entire day. A little boy turned to his mum and asked, “Can I have some sweets?” His mum replied, “Well, you’ve been such a good little helper and helped Mummy with the cleaning, so you can have…
Should you tell a woman that her husband is cheating her?
Is it worth telling the woman in a couple you know that her husband is cheating on her, or should you just keep your bloody mouth shut? Let me give you an example. Matt was the sales manager at Maija’s father’s company. He was handsome, charming, a smooth talker, and frequently away from home on…
Ladies – hinting is not enough
Some women have a habit of hinting to their husbands that they’re in the mood for sex. They don’t come right out and say it, but instead drop little hints here and there. Sometimes they’re obvious, sometimes they’re so subtle that the poor bastard hasn’t got a clue what’s going on. This can become a…
Text message to soul mate
Has it ever happened to you that, at a particular moment, like a bolt out of the blue, you suddenly realised that your partner was The One True Love? It happened to me once. I was in a pub with my best mate, and my own phone had run out of battery, so I borrowed…
My Kind of Anniversary Present
A year ago, I was struggling quite a bit with the fact that I didn’t have a wife, or even a girlfriend. On the one hand, I was perfectly happy being able to live my life freely, exactly the way I wanted. No need to bend over backwards to accommodate a woman’s whims and demands.…
Neighbour screaming
Last night there was absolutely insane fucking noise coming from next door: a woman moaning, outright screaming, and relentless banging. Bloody hell, it went on forever! I figured the neighbour lady was getting some very thorough ‘treatment’ over there—but nope. Turned out it was her elderly mother, who’d fallen out of bed, broken her hip,…
Where Humor Meets the Wit of Age
Dirty Old Man Blog delivers a unique comedic escape, proudly claiming the title of the funniest blog in the universe. Here, laughter is king, and every post aims to brighten your day with sharp wit and timeless humor.
I laught at my own jokes every day.
Jan
Comedy Enthusiast