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Neighbour screaming
Last night there was absolutely insane fucking noise coming from next door: a woman moaning, outright screaming, and relentless banging. Bloody hell, it went on forever! I figured the neighbour lady was getting some very thorough ‘treatment’ over there—but nope. Turned out it was her elderly mother, who’d fallen out of bed, broken her hip,…
Laundry
Friday night went on a bit longer than planned. On Saturday morning, my phone alarm went off: “Pick up laundry from the laundry room.” I was still half asleep, so I threw on some clothes and headed down to the communal laundry room. The machines were still running, with just over 15 minutes left. I…
My new hero
It’s almost impossible to impress me anymore. I’ve seen and heard it all. And yet, today, it happened. In a supermarket. Between the beer shelves. I heard something so extraordinary that the hairs on the back of my neck stood up, a tear welled up in the corner of my eye, and I wanted to…
How Being Alone Affects You
Being alone can affect your psyche in the strangest ways imaginable. I’ve been single for a long time. I enjoy being single and have no desire to be in a relationship. But yesterday, when a couple of friends were visiting the Helsinki metropolitan area and came to stay the night at my place, I discovered…
Dear Lidl R&D department
I bought clothes drying rack in your store. It came in a compact package, so I knew it required assembly. Luckily, a pretty good assembly manual was included. However, I would like to point out a few minor details that might need adjustment.First: in picture A2, pipes 6 and 7 are exactly the same length.…
Premonition about my own death
I had a premonition about my own death. In the dream, I was in a hospital, hooked up to a ventilator — and then my teenage son unplugged it so he could charge his phone. Should’ve used a condom
Where Humor Meets the Wit of Age
Dirty Old Man Blog delivers a unique comedic escape, proudly claiming the title of the funniest blog in the universe. Here, laughter is king, and every post aims to brighten your day with sharp wit and timeless humor.
I laught at my own jokes every day.
Jan
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