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  • Making an impression on a man on the first date

    For women who want to make a lasting impression on a man on a date. Don’t overthink it. Men are simple creatures, and most of them get excited about the same things. These will work on almost any man (and if they don’t, you can forget him immediately; he’s not the real deal). You’re guaranteed…

  • Sex is so much better when there are feelings involved.

    Already when I was young, I learned that nothing makes sex better than when your partner looks you straight in the eyes and says, “I love you.” The incredible feeling that comes from that is truly beyond words. It lifts sex to entirely new dimensions and makes it so much better. For decades I’ve thought…

  • Brain Research

    For a long time, scientists have had a consensus that the brain develops until about the age of 25. Now this belief has been proven wrong. Recent MRI studies have revealed an intriguing phenomenon: in some people, the brain can continue to develop for years, even decades later. What is peculiar here is that this…

  • Why You Should Never Leave the Bedroom Hungry

    Once, with my girlfriend (about 20 years ago), we were about to have sex. We were already naked in bed, kissing, the foreplay was done, and we were ready to go — when I remembered that the condoms were in the bathroom. I went to get them, and then thought I’d grab a drink from…

  • I cheated my wife and got caught

    Could you forgive, if one day you came too early home, and surprised your partner red handed in your own bed? Happened to me once, except that I was the one who was cheating. We had talked about it, agreed exact rules what can be done and what not, so there was no excuse. But…

  • You’re Not My Type

    You’ve probably heard that if you go on a date and don’t really feel a spark, it’s polite to say, “You’re not my type” so you don’t hurt the other person’s feelings. Doesn’t work. I once went on a blind date—my friend talked me into meeting his sister. At the end of the date, the…

Where Humor Meets the Wit of Age

Dirty Old Man Blog delivers a unique comedic escape, proudly claiming the title of the funniest blog in the universe. Here, laughter is king, and every post aims to brighten your day with sharp wit and timeless humor.

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I laught at my own jokes every day.

Jan

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