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Competition for Women

Competition for women: unforgettable romantic weekend getaway to London

Kid-Free Time

Single dad’s free time at last

Only Actions Matter

I once had a girlfriend. I told her, “You’re wonderful.” she replied, “Words don’t matter — only actions do.” I told her, “I want to spend the rest of my life with you,” she replied,… Read More »Only Actions Matter

Blackmail victim

I received a letter by email saying that some criminal had managed to hack into my computer. He claimed to have seen from my browser history that I had visited porn sites and had even… Read More »Blackmail victim

Tinder is shitty game

I was reading my diary, reminiscing about old dates. There is one I’ll never forget: I’m really pissed off. Tinder. Do I need to say more? I’ll tell you anyway. I found a woman on… Read More »Tinder is shitty game

Absolut horror

Last summer I was on vacation in Venice. Over 30 degrees Celsius (86 F) every day. My groin was sweating so much that after walking all day, by the evening the folds of my groin… Read More »Absolut horror

How to keep a woman

From now on, I won’t talk about romantic things to them. I’m going to rely on science. When I get a woman to stay overnight, I wait until she’s asleep, and then put a nicotine… Read More »How to keep a woman

Ex-wife and bedtime

One of my ex-wives had an annoying habit. Now and then, when I was watching TV in the evening, she kissed me on the cheek and said, “I’m going to bed”. And I mean around… Read More »Ex-wife and bedtime

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