Competition for Women
Competition for women: unforgettable romantic weekend getaway to London
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Only Actions Matter
I once had a girlfriend. I told her, “You’re wonderful.” she replied, “Words don’t matter — only actions do.” I told her, “I want to spend the rest of my life with you,” she replied,… Read More »Only Actions Matter
Blackmail victim
I received a letter by email saying that some criminal had managed to hack into my computer. He claimed to have seen from my browser history that I had visited porn sites and had even… Read More »Blackmail victim
Tinder is shitty game
I was reading my diary, reminiscing about old dates. There is one I’ll never forget: I’m really pissed off. Tinder. Do I need to say more? I’ll tell you anyway. I found a woman on… Read More »Tinder is shitty game
Breakthrough in Force Field Technology
I’ve been trying to build a force field like the ones seen in sci-fi movies for over a decade. Now I believe I’ve succeeded. I used a lesser-known “Breaking Bad” variation of Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle… Read More »Breakthrough in Force Field Technology
Absolut horror
Last summer I was on vacation in Venice. Over 30 degrees Celsius (86 F) every day. My groin was sweating so much that after walking all day, by the evening the folds of my groin… Read More »Absolut horror
How to keep a woman
From now on, I won’t talk about romantic things to them. I’m going to rely on science. When I get a woman to stay overnight, I wait until she’s asleep, and then put a nicotine… Read More »How to keep a woman
AI is the best invention ever!
My friend Matti had been thinking that it might be nice to get a little frisky with his wife Maija in the evening, so he decided to send her a romantic and slightly naughty message… Read More »AI is the best invention ever!
Ex-wife and bedtime
One of my ex-wives had an annoying habit. Now and then, when I was watching TV in the evening, she kissed me on the cheek and said, “I’m going to bed”. And I mean around… Read More »Ex-wife and bedtime
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