Kaverini Matti oli ajatellut, että illalla voisi olla kiva vaimonsa Maijan kanssa vähän sekstailla, joten päätti lähettää hänelle töistä sellaisen romanttisen ja pikkutuhman viestin, että kävisiköhän illalla flaksi. Oli jostain naistenlehdestä lukenut vinkin, että naista… Read More »Tekoäly on kyllä maailman paras keksintö!
One of my ex-wives had an annoying habit. Now and then, when I was watching TV in the evening, she kissed me on the cheek and said, “I’m going to bed”. And I mean around… Read More »Ex-wife and bedtime
When I do rarer household chores; changing lightbulbs, cleaning dishwasher filters, assembling furniture, etc I often ask my teenage son to help me. I always say, “You should learn to do these things, so you… Read More »Working with teen
Flight delayed. Teenager cranky. I pay an arm and a leg to get to the lounge with the buffet. I tell my son “Now eat as much as you want, so we don’t have to… Read More »Flight delayed
I sat at the park, when I saw and elderly couple nearby, having picnic. Man was probably over 80, and woman not much younger. They were sitting there on a blanket, feeding grapes each… Read More »Young love
In an elevator, woman, 20 years younger than me, downstairs neighbour, said “your fly is open”. First words that came out of my mouth, were “Don’t panic. Gates are open but beast is asleep”.
After a bad night’s sleep, I get up and start making coffee. While waiting, I think I’ll eat the last ice pop I’ve been saving. Maybe it will cheer me up. Then I notice that… Read More »Teen and a freezer
Jane notices at the Facebook singles group, that John has written interesting stories. Jane thinks it would be really nice, if John would send her a message. But John hasn’t noticed Jane, and thus doesn’t… Read More »Jane and a bear
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