For women who want to make a lasting impression on a man on a date. Don’t overthink it. Men are simple creatures, and most of them get excited about the same things. These will work on almost any man (and if they don’t, you can forget him immediately; he’s not the real deal).
- Arrange the date so that you walk past some big piece of heavy machinery. Stop and ask, “I wonder what that thing does?” Then just listen while the man explains it to you with glowing enthusiasm. You can also ask, “How many horsepower do you think it has?”
- Take the man into the woods for the date, pick up a stick and say, “This is just like a Jedi lightsaber.” Then wait while he, thrilled beyond measure, finds himself an even cooler stick, and then you can have a little lightsaber duel. He’ll let you win.
- Take the man to the shore of a pond or lake, pick up a stone from the ground and throw it into the water. Then simply admire him as he spends the next hour throwing bigger and bigger stones into the water. Occasionally, you can praise him with, “That one went far!”
You’re guaranteed to get lucky, and it won’t be long before some bloke is down on one knee.