I received a letter by email saying that some criminal had managed to hack into my computer. He claimed to have seen from my browser history that I had visited porn sites and had even recorded me via my computer’s camera while I was touching myself.
He then threatened that if I didn’t pay, he would publish all my masturbation videos — even those where I perform ‘unnatural acts.’
Naturally, I was shocked and panicked. As a cybersecurity professional, I should of course have known how to protect my computer better, but as the saying goes, the shoemaker’s children go barefoot.
After thinking for a bit, the panic started to fade and was replaced by intense anger: how can there be such immoral jerks in the world who watch MY masturbation — for free — when everyone else pays €19.90 per month for it!!
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