Voisitko antaa anteeksi, jos joskus tulisit yllättäen liian aikaisin kotiin ja yllättäisit kumppanisi rysän päältä, omasta sängystäsi? Minulle kävi kerran noin, paitsi että minä olin se, joka yllätettiin. Asiasta oli kyllä puhuttu ja sovittu tarkat säännöt Lue lisää
You’ve probably heard that if you go on a date and don’t really feel a spark, it’s polite to say, “You’re not my type” so you don’t hurt the other person’s feelings. Doesn’t work. I once went on a blind date—my friend talked me into meeting his sister. At the end of the date, the … Lue lisää
Se menee näin: kun hän haluaa syömään johonkin hienoon ravintolaan, niin minä vien hänet ja maksan. Kun hän haluaa uusia vaatteita, lähdetään yhdessä shoppailemaan, ja minä maksan. Kun hän haluaa lomamatkalle Italiaan, niin lähdetään yhdessä, ja minä maksan. Ihan kuin oltaisiin naimisissa – paitsi että minä saan seksiä!
My good friend John went on a date with a lady. John is a gentleman, so he paid for the coffee and pastries. On the second date, they went out to eat, and again John picked up the tab. The woman thanked him and said that next time, she would pay. For the third date, … Lue lisää
Something curious happened over the weekend. I was out shopping when I ran into a rather stunning-looking woman. Long hair, long legs, ample bosom—truly the epitome of sexy. I just had to go talk to her. Turned out she had a great sense of humor too, laughed at my very first joke. We ended up … Lue lisää
Every man, at some point in his life, feels a sense of inadequacy about his sexuality. It’s happened to me twice. The first time was when I was chatting with my wife’s friend Jane, and she mentioned that her husband can make love for at least an hour. I felt a bit down after that, … Lue lisää
Ten years ago, I was in a relationship with a woman. She left me cruelly. The breakup was anything but pretty—terrible fights, and she badmouthed me to all my friends. Today, I happened to run into her at the shopping mall. I have to admit, it was really nice to see her after all these … Lue lisää
Have you thought carefully about what was most terrible in your previous relationships so that you can avoid it in your current or future relationship? For me, the worst thing was a terrible custody battle after the divorce. We fought tooth and nail over who the children would live with after the divorce. And of … Lue lisää
When I turned 40, my wife woke me with a passionate kiss, wished me a happy birthday, and said she had an unforgettable surprise for me. I was absolutely buzzing. During the day at work, she sent flirty messages, teasing me about whether I could wait until evening, saying this would be the best birthday … Lue lisää
I did once. I went to a bar, and there at the counter sat a truly stunning woman. Like a doll – very delicate and an incredibly beautiful face. So naturally, I sat down next to her, tried to look manly, and asked, “May I buy you a drink?” The lady got annoyed and gave … Lue lisää
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