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Competition for Women

I’ve decided to offer one lucky single woman an unforgettable romantic weekend getaway to London early next year.

Since there will undoubtedly be a flood of interested participants, a qualifying round will be held to ensure only the crème de la crème makes it through. The selection will be in three stages—three separate dates—each scored individually. The woman who accumulates the highest total score will be the lucky one to join me on this once-in-a-lifetime trip. And hey, I’ve lived in London for years, so I know all the best spots to share.

Now for the dates and the scoring:

First date: Coffee or drinks. Evaluated based on overall vibe, how relaxed the atmosphere feels, outfit choice, and sense of humour. Scoring: totally awful (0 points), pretty okay (1 point), really nice (2 points), absolutely amazing (3 points)!

Second date: Your choice of location and setting. Judged on the creativity of the theme and how well it’s executed. Bonus points for meaningful conversation reflecting your values, general knowledge, and social insights. Scoring: totally awful (0 points), pretty okay (1 point), really nice (2 points), absolutely amazing! (3 points)

Third date: At your place or mine. Evaluated based on the physical expression of love (yes, sex). Scoring: no sex (0 points), there was sex, but it wasn’t great (100 points), sex was good (300 points), sex was absolutely amazing! (500 points)

Sign up via DM. May the best woman win!

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