Jane notices at the Facebook singles group, that John has written interesting stories. Jane thinks it would be really nice, if John would send her a message. But John hasn’t noticed Jane, and thus doesn’t contact her.
John and Jane would be soulmates, love story of a century, but because Jane thinks, that man must be the one to make the first move, love story won’t happen. After a while, Jane begins to think, that John is a cunt, because he doesn’t initiate, a slob and probably an alcoholic.
Jane writes to the singles group “there aren’t decent men anymore!” Buys 16 cats and moves to live in a cottage in the middle of wilderness.
One autumn evening, when Jane is shitting in the outhouse, bear comes and eats her.
Don’t be like Jane.
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