Jane notices on the Facebook singles group that John has written interesting stories. Jane thinks it would be really nice if John would send her a message. But John hasn’t noticed Jane and thus doesn’t contact her.

John and Jane would be soulmates, the love story of the century, but because Jane thinks that the man has to be the one to make the first move, love story won’t happen. After a while, Jane begins to think that John is a cunt because he doesn’t initiate, a slob and probably an alcoholic.

Jane writes to the singles group, “There aren’t decent men anymore!” Buys 16 cats and moves to live in a cottage in the middle of the wilderness.

One autumn evening, when Jane is shitting in the outhouse, a bear comes and eats her.

Don’t be like Jane.