I received a letter by email saying that a criminal had managed to hack into my computer. He claimed to have seen from my browser history that I had visited porn sites and had even recorded me via my computerโs camera while I was touching myself.
He then threatened that if I didnโt pay, he would publish all my masturbation videosโeven those where I perform โunnatural acts.โ
Naturally, I was shocked and panicked. As a cybersecurity professional, I should have known how to protect my computer better, but as the saying goes, the shoemakerโs children go barefoot.
After thinking for a bit, the panic started to fade and was replaced by intense anger: โHow can there be such immoral jerks in the world who watch MY masturbationโfor freeโwhen everyone else pays โฌ19.90 per month for it?!โ