Ten years ago, I was in a relationship with a woman. She left me cruelly. The breakup was anything but pretty—terrible fights, and she badmouthed me to all my friends.
Today, I happened to run into her at the shopping mall. I have to admit, it was really nice to see her after all these years. I was in such a good mood that I smiled the whole way home as I walked.
She had clearly gained weight, gotten wrinkles, and even her breasts had started to sag
