Heureka
This happened over 20 years ago. I was at the Heureka Science Centre with my kids. There was a microscope set up where you could look at bull sperm. Next to it was a sign that said, “Live sperm available from the guide.”
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Drug Test
Today was my first time taking a drug test. Not the fun kind where they try different substances — the kind where you pee in a cup while a nurse watches you like a hawk, then they analyse it to see if you’ve been using
Blackmail victim
I received a letter by email saying that some criminal had managed to hack into my computer. He claimed to have seen from my browser history that I had visited porn sites and had even… Read More »Blackmail victim
In an elevator
In an elevator, woman, 20 years younger than me, downstairs neighbour, said “your fly is open”. First words that came out of my mouth, were “Don’t panic. Gates are open but beast is asleep”.
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