Breakthrough in Force Field Technology

I’ve been trying to build a force field like the ones seen in sci-fi movies for over a decade. Now I believe I’ve succeeded.

I used a lesser-known “Breaking Bad” variation of Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle and combined it with the Pythagorean theorem, which is virtually unknown among elementary school students. With this, I managed to build a generator that creates an invisible but immensely powerful force field. As a power source, I naturally used renewable hydroelectric energy, which I tapped from the washing machine connection.

I’ve been testing this for two years now. The test environment is my own bathroom. I instructed my teenage son that whenever he takes a shower, his dirty clothes must be placed in the laundry basket located in the cabinet shown in the picture. I placed the force field between the table and the cabinet in such a way that, for the dirty clothes to end up in the basket, they must pass through the field. Not once during this testing period has the teenage boy been able to put his dirty laundry in the basket—because of the force field. He always ends up leaving it on the nearby table instead.

Next year, we’ll be celebrating with coffee and a Nobel Prize 😊