Flight delayed. Teenager cranky. I pay an arm and a leg to get to the lounge with the buffet. I tell my son “Now eat as much as you want, so we don’t have to buy bad, overpriced food at the plane.”
The menu is full of delicious food. The boy takes one slice of chocolate cake and a coke. Eats half of it, and doesn’t like dark chocolate.
During four hours of wait, I binge-eat. The boy gives me an evil eye. Finally, we got to the plane. When the plane takes off, the boy looks at the menu and says, “Buy me a panini, I’m hungry”.
I should’ve used a condom.
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