{"id":97,"date":"2025-09-03T16:34:27","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T16:34:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=97"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:09:23","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:09:23","slug":"ai-is-the-best-invention-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/ai-is-the-best-invention-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Teko\u00e4ly on kyll\u00e4 maailman paras keksint\u00f6!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kaverini Matti oli ajatellut, ett\u00e4 illalla voisi olla kiva vaimonsa Maijan kanssa v\u00e4h\u00e4n sekstailla, joten p\u00e4\u00e4tti l\u00e4hett\u00e4\u00e4 h\u00e4nelle t\u00f6ist\u00e4 sellaisen romanttisen ja pikkutuhman viestin, ett\u00e4 k\u00e4visik\u00f6h\u00e4n illalla flaksi. Oli jostain naistenlehdest\u00e4 lukenut vinkin, ett\u00e4 naista kannattaa l\u00e4mmitell\u00e4 pikkuhiljaa pitkin p\u00e4iv\u00e4\u00e4, niin h\u00e4n p\u00e4\u00e4see sitten sopivaan tunnelmaan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maija oli vastannut, ett\u00e4 \u201dtekisit joskus kotit\u00f6it\u00e4, niin saattaisi flaksi k\u00e4yd\u00e4kin.\u201d
Ei ollut lupaava alku, mutta Matti ei lannistunut. Pitkin p\u00e4iv\u00e4\u00e4 l\u00e4hetteli viestej\u00e4, mutta vaimolta tuli toinen toistaan tympe\u00e4mpi\u00e4 vastauksia, oikein kunnon riitahan siit\u00e4 sitten tuli vaikka matti yritti kaikkensa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Matti sitten karheana kysyi minulta neuvoa, kun olen n\u00e4iss\u00e4 naisasioissa v\u00e4h\u00e4n viisaampi. Pyysin h\u00e4nt\u00e4 l\u00e4hett\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4n sen keskustelun minulle, ja annoin sen sitten teko\u00e4lyn analysoitavaksi, jotta saadaan objektiivinen n\u00e4k\u00f6kulma siihen, ett\u00e4 kuinka t\u00e4m\u00e4n viel\u00e4 voisi k\u00e4\u00e4nt\u00e4\u00e4 voitoksi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Teko\u00e4ly aikansa ruksutti, ja antoi sitten analyysin. Sen mukaan Maijan v\u00e4itteist\u00e4 92% olivat ep\u00e4loogisia, 97% eiv\u00e4t olleet relevantteja k\u00e4sitelt\u00e4v\u00e4n asian kannalta, ja kommenteissa oli 14 kielioppivirhett\u00e4 (korjausehdotukset mukana).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Matti sitten innoissaan kertoi n\u00e4ytt\u00e4v\u00e4ns\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4n analyysin Maijalle heti kun p\u00e4\u00e4see kotiin, niin kyll\u00e4 sitten peitto heiluu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En ole nyt kolmeen p\u00e4iv\u00e4\u00e4n kuullut Matista.
Ne varmaan ovat naineet siell\u00e4 koko ajan putkeen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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