{"id":91,"date":"2025-09-03T15:25:36","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T15:25:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=91"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:09:44","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:09:44","slug":"ex-wife-and-bedtime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/ex-wife-and-bedtime\/","title":{"rendered":"Ex-vaimo ja nukkumaanmeno"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yhdell\u00e4 minun ex-vaimollani oli sellainen tapa, ett\u00e4 aina joskus, kun illalla katselin telkkaria, niin h\u00e4n antoi pusun poskelle ja sanoi \u201dmin\u00e4 menen jo s\u00e4nkyyn\u201d. Siis 9 aikaan, kun normaalisti mentiin nukkumaan puolilta\u00f6in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sitten se ravasi koko ajan, nakuna, sielt\u00e4 makkarista keitti\u00f6ss\u00e4 juomassa, olkkarissa hakemassa kirjaa jne., ett\u00e4 ei meinannut tulla leffan katselusta mit\u00e4\u00e4n. Koko ajan siin\u00e4 py\u00f6ri edess\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sitten kun menin nukkumaan leffan j\u00e4lkeen, niin siell\u00e4 se makasi valveilla s\u00e4ngyss\u00e4 kiukkuisena kuin ampiainen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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One of my ex-wives had an annoying habit. Now and then, when I was watching TV in the evening, she kissed me on the cheek and said, \u201cI\u2019m going to bed.\u201d And I mean around 9 pm! Usually, we went to bed around midnight. For at least an hour, when I was watching a movie, … Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1489,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions\/1489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}