{"id":85,"date":"2025-09-03T15:01:14","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T15:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=85"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:10:25","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:10:25","slug":"flight-delayed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/flight-delayed\/","title":{"rendered":"Lento my\u00f6h\u00e4ss\u00e4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lento my\u00f6h\u00e4ss\u00e4. Teini kiukkuinen. Maksat sitten itsesi kipe\u00e4ksi, ett\u00e4 p\u00e4\u00e4sette loungeen jossa on buffetti. Sanot poitsulle, ett\u00e4 sy\u00f6 nyt niin paljon, ettei tarvii sitten lennolla ostaa mit\u00e4\u00e4n, kun sielt\u00e4 saa vaan huonoa ylihintaista ruokaa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Buffetissa on toinen toistaan herkullisempia annoksia. Poitsu ottaa yhden suklaaleivoksen ja kokiksen, ei ole n\u00e4lk\u00e4. Suklaaleivoksesta puolet j\u00e4\u00e4 sy\u00f6m\u00e4tt\u00e4, kun on kuulemma tummaa suklaata, josta ei tykk\u00e4\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nelj\u00e4n tunnin odotuksen aikana sy\u00f6n itseni \u00e4hkyyn. Poitsu katselee paheksuvasti. Sitten vihdoin p\u00e4\u00e4st\u00e4\u00e4n koneeseen. Kun kone l\u00e4htee, niin poitsu katselee hinnastosta ett\u00e4 \u201dosta mulle toi panini kun on kauhea n\u00e4lk\u00e4\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Olis kannattanut k\u00e4ytt\u00e4\u00e4 kondomia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Flight delayed. Teenager cranky. I pay an arm and a leg to get to lounge with a buffet. I say to my son, \u201cNow eat as much as you want, so we don\u2019t have to buy bad, overpriced food on the plane.\u201d The menu is full of delicious food. Boy takes one slice of chocolate … Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1491,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions\/1491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}