{"id":76,"date":"2025-09-03T14:36:28","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T14:36:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=76"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:11:49","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:11:49","slug":"teen-and-a-freezer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/teen-and-a-freezer\/","title":{"rendered":"Teini ja pakastin"},"content":{"rendered":"

Huonosti nukutun y\u00f6n j\u00e4lkeen \u00e4re\u00e4n\u00e4 aamukahvin keittoon. Kahvin tippuessa ajattelen, ett\u00e4 sy\u00f6n nyt sen viimeisen mehuj\u00e4\u00e4n, jota olen s\u00e4\u00e4stellyt, jospa se v\u00e4h\u00e4n pirist\u00e4isi. Huomaan, ett\u00e4 pakastimen ovi on raollaan. Sielt\u00e4 valuu vett\u00e4, kaikki on ihan huurussa. Eik\u00e4 sit\u00e4 mehuj\u00e4\u00e4t\u00e4 ole siell\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perkeleen teinihirvi\u00f6 on sy\u00f6nyt viimeisen mehuj\u00e4\u00e4n, ja j\u00e4tt\u00e4nyt pakastimen auki. Vaikka siit\u00e4 on puhuttu monta kertaa, ett\u00e4 se helposti j\u00e4\u00e4 auki, jos ei ole huolellinen. Siell\u00e4 se k\u00e4mp\u00e4ss\u00e4\u00e4n nukkuu viimeisen\u00e4 lomap\u00e4iv\u00e4n\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Menen her\u00e4tt\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4n, k\u00e4sken sen keitti\u00f6\u00f6n. Siin\u00e4 se seisoo ihan unenp\u00f6pper\u00f6ss\u00e4, mukamas viattoman n\u00e4k\u00f6isen\u00e4. Aivan kuin ei tiet\u00e4is mist\u00e4 on kyse. Selit\u00e4n ylikorostetun asiallisesti, miten t\u00e4rke\u00e4\u00e4 on sulkea pakastin. Kuinka siell\u00e4 olevat ruuat pilaantuvat. Kuinka paljon se pakastin kuluttaa ylim\u00e4\u00e4r\u00e4ist\u00e4 s\u00e4hk\u00f6\u00e4, kun yritt\u00e4\u00e4 kompensoida sit\u00e4 auki olevasta ovesta aiheutuvaa l\u00e4mm\u00f6nnousua. Miten sulava vesi valuu sielt\u00e4 lattialle ja j\u00e4\u00e4kaappipakastimen alle ja koko helvetinkone pit\u00e4\u00e4 repi\u00e4 irti sielt\u00e4 kolostaan, jotta p\u00e4\u00e4see siivoamaan sen alustan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Teini katsoo lasittunein silmin, ei sano mit\u00e4\u00e4n. Ei mink\u00e4\u00e4nlaista katumusta katseessa. Raivo alkaa ylty\u00e4. Katson suoraan silmiin, ja kysyn \u201donko sinulla mit\u00e4\u00e4n selityst\u00e4 t\u00e4lle?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Teini sanoo \u201dvarmaan j\u00e4tit sen auki illalla, kun s\u00f6it sen viimeisen mehuj\u00e4\u00e4n\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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After a bad night\u2019s sleep, I get up and start making coffee. While waiting, I think I\u2019ll eat the last ice pop I\u2019ve been saving. Maybe it will cheer me up. Then I notice that the freezer door is ajar. Water is oozing out; everything in it is wet. And there\u2019s no icy pop. The … Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1494,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/1494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}