{"id":72,"date":"2025-09-03T14:15:26","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T14:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=72"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:12:03","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:12:03","slug":"jane-and-a-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/jane-and-a-bear\/","title":{"rendered":"Maija ja karhu"},"content":{"rendered":"

Maija n\u00e4kee facebookin sinkkuryhm\u00e4ss\u00e4, kun Matti on kirjoitellut hauskoja juttuja. Maija ajattelee, ett\u00e4 olisi kyll\u00e4 kiva, kun Matti tekisi aloitteen. Matti ei kuitenkaan ole huomannut Maijaa, eik\u00e4 niin ollen osaa ottaa yhteytt\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Maija ja Matti olisivat toistensa sielunkumppaneita, vuosisadan rakkaustarina, mutta kun Maija on sit\u00e4 mielt\u00e4, ett\u00e4 miehen pit\u00e4\u00e4 tehd\u00e4 aloite niin rakkaustarina ei p\u00e4\u00e4se syttym\u00e4\u00e4n. Maija alkaa v\u00e4h\u00e4n ajan p\u00e4\u00e4st\u00e4 ajattelemaan, ett\u00e4 Matti on ihan mulkku, kun ei se tee aloitetta, ihan v\u00e4tys ja varmaan alkoholistikin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Maija sitten kirjoittaa sinkkupalstalle postauksen miss\u00e4 kertoo miten kunnon miehi\u00e4 ei en\u00e4\u00e4 ole ja ett\u00e4 h\u00e4n ostaa kuusitoista kissaa ja muuttaa korpeen niiden kanssa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Er\u00e4\u00e4n\u00e4 syysiltana Maijan k\u00e4ydess\u00e4 ulkohuussissa paskalla, karhu tulee ja sy\u00f6 Maijan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


\u00c4l\u00e4 ole niin kuin Maija.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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