{"id":539,"date":"2025-10-05T14:11:44","date_gmt":"2025-10-05T11:11:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=539"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:00:19","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:00:19","slug":"youre-not-my-type","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/youre-not-my-type\/","title":{"rendered":"Et ole minun tyyppi\u00e4ni"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Olette varmaan kuulleet, ett\u00e4 jos k\u00e4ytte treffeill\u00e4, eik\u00e4 se toinen niin innosta, niin kannattaa sanoa \u201det ole minun tyyppi\u00e4ni\u201d jotta ei loukkaa toista.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ei toimi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Olin kerran sokkotreffeill\u00e4, kaverini sai ylipuhuttua treffeille h\u00e4nen siskonsa kanssa. Treffien p\u00e4\u00e4tteeksi daami ehdotti toisia treffej\u00e4. Herrasmies kun olen, niin sanoin sitten kohteliaasti kiitos ei. Daami kysyi, ett\u00e4 miksi, niin vastasin \u201det ole minun tyyppi\u00e4ni\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sitten h\u00e4n kysyi, ett\u00e4 \u201dmillainen sinun tyyppisi sitten on\u201d ja vastasin sen kummemmin ajattelematta \u201dhyv\u00e4nn\u00e4k\u00f6inen, \u00e4lyk\u00e4s ja huumorintajuinen\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kaveri ei ole puhunut minulle sen koommin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-contrast-3-color\"><strong><em>Get NordVPN 75% off + 3 extra months, and stay anonymous &amp; safe. 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Doesn&#8217;t work. I once went on a blind date\u2014my friend talked me into meeting his sister. 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