{"id":498,"date":"2025-09-24T10:53:52","date_gmt":"2025-09-24T07:53:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=498"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:01:28","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:01:28","slug":"a-gentleman-on-a-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/a-gentleman-on-a-date\/","title":{"rendered":"Herrasmies treffeill\u00e4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hyv\u00e4 yst\u00e4v\u00e4ni Matti k\u00e4vi treffeill\u00e4 er\u00e4\u00e4n daamin kanssa. Matti on herrasmies, joten h\u00e4n tarjosi kahvit ja pullat. Toisilla treffeill\u00e4 siten meniv\u00e4t sy\u00f6m\u00e4\u00e4n, ja Matti tarjosi taas. Nainen oli kiitellyt, mutta sanonut, ett\u00e4 seuraavalla kerralla h\u00e4n kyll\u00e4 maksaa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kolmansille treffeille daami oli sitten ehdottanut, ett\u00e4 Matti tulisi naisen kotiin \u201dillalliselle ja aamiaiselle\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sanoin Matille, ett\u00e4 jos se nainen on niin pihi, ett\u00e4 kun tulee h\u00e4nen vuoronsa maksaa, niin tekee jotain kotiruokaa - sellaista naista ei todellakaan kannata jahdata.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Matti sitten perui ne treffit. Ei kunnollisen naisen l\u00f6yt\u00e4minen kyll\u00e4 ole helppoa meille herrasmiehille<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My good friend John went on a date with a lady. John is a gentleman, so he paid for the coffee and pastries. On the second date, they went out to eat, and again John picked up the tab. The woman thanked him and said that next time, she would pay. For the third date, … Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,10,14,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-relationships","category-love","category-sex","category-single-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1464,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions\/1464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}