{"id":482,"date":"2025-09-21T09:58:02","date_gmt":"2025-09-21T06:58:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=482"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:01:43","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:01:43","slug":"sexiest-lady-ive-seen-for-a-while","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/sexiest-lady-ive-seen-for-a-while\/","title":{"rendered":"Seksikk\u00e4in nainen jonka olen n\u00e4hnyt pitk\u00e4\u00e4n aikaan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00e4nn\u00e4 juttu sattui viikonloppuna. Olin ostoksilla, kun t\u00f6rm\u00e4sin siell\u00e4 varsin n\u00e4ytt\u00e4v\u00e4n n\u00e4k\u00f6iseen naiseen. Pitk\u00e4 tukka, pitk\u00e4t s\u00e4\u00e4ret, uhkea rintavarustus, oikein viimeisen p\u00e4\u00e4lle seksikk\u00e4\u00e4n n\u00e4k\u00f6inen. Ihan pakko oli menn\u00e4 juttelemaan. Osoittautui ett\u00e4 h\u00e4n on my\u00f6s hyvin huumorintajuinen, nauroi heti ensimm\u00e4iselle vitsilleni. Mentiin sitten kahvilaan, sielt\u00e4 viel\u00e4 sitten pubiin parille lasillisille, juttu kulki ja aika riensi kuin siivill\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Juuri ennen valomerkki\u00e4 sitten ajattelin, ett\u00e4 t\u00e4t\u00e4 on pakko p\u00e4\u00e4st\u00e4 panemaan, vaikka se olisi viimeinen tekoni!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Min\u00e4: \u201dmit\u00e4 sanot, jos menn\u00e4\u00e4n meille, otetaan lasillinen viini\u00e4 ja rakastellaan aamuun asti?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nainen: \u201dkuulostaa hyv\u00e4lt\u00e4, mutta min\u00e4 en ole niin helppo! Esit\u00e4n sinulle kysymyksen, johon sinun t\u00e4ytyy arvata vastaus heti ensimm\u00e4isell\u00e4 yrityksell\u00e4 \u2013 jos onnistut, niin saat tehd\u00e4 minulle mit\u00e4 vain riettaimmissa kuvitelmissasi haaveiletkaan, mutta jos arvaat v\u00e4\u00e4rin, niin l\u00e4hden saman tien pois, etk\u00e4 n\u00e4e minua en\u00e4\u00e4 koskaan\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Min\u00e4: \u201dselv\u00e4, kysy pois!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nainen: \u201dMik\u00e4 on minun kotikaupunkini? Annan muutaman vihjeen: se on Suomen vanhin kaupunki, sen l\u00e4pi virtaa Aurajoki, ja siell\u00e4 on merkitt\u00e4v\u00e4 satama, josta l\u00e4htee matkustajaliikennett\u00e4 mm Tukholmaan\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Min\u00e4: \u201dLappeenranta\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-contrast-3-color\"><strong><em>Get NordVPN 75% off + 3 extra months, and stay anonymous &amp; safe. If you <a href=\"https:\/\/nordvpn.tpo.li\/E5UJRJrS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow sponsored\">klikkaa t\u00e4st\u00e4<\/a> and buy, I may get some beer money, at no extra cost to you.<\/em><\/strong><\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4nh1vrC\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\" noreferrer noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/AmazonPrimeBanner.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/AmazonPrimeBanner.webp 720w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/AmazonPrimeBanner-300x150.webp 300w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/AmazonPrimeBanner-18x9.webp 18w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something curious happened over the weekend. I was out shopping when I ran into a rather stunning-looking woman. Long hair, long legs, ample bosom\u2014truly the epitome of sexy. I just had to go talk to her. Turned out she had a great sense of humor too, laughed at my very first joke. We ended up &#8230; <a title=\"Sexiest lady I&#8217;ve seen for a while\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/sexiest-lady-ive-seen-for-a-while\/\" aria-label=\"Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4 aiheesta Sexiest lady I&#8217;ve seen for a while\">Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-relationships","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1465,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions\/1465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}