{"id":279,"date":"2025-09-06T11:03:11","date_gmt":"2025-09-06T08:03:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=279"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:03:02","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:03:02","slug":"poop-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/poop-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Kakka juttu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tulin kotiin kaupasta. Rappuk\u00e4yt\u00e4v\u00e4ss\u00e4 huomasin selv\u00e4n kakanhajun. Naapurin mies oli odottamassa hissi\u00e4, selv\u00e4sti humalassa. Hississ\u00e4 haju yltyi siet\u00e4m\u00e4tt\u00f6m\u00e4ksi, katsoin h\u00e4nt\u00e4 paheksuvasti enk\u00e4 malttanut olla sanomatta \u201don tainnut tullut kakka housuun\u201d. H\u00e4n katsoi minua h\u00e4mmentyneesti, ja sanoi \u201dniin on tainnut tulla\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kun p\u00e4\u00e4sin sis\u00e4lle k\u00e4mpp\u00e4\u00e4ni, ihmettelin kun haju ei vain tunnu h\u00e4vi\u00e4v\u00e4n. Sitten huomasin, ett\u00e4 keng\u00e4npohja on ihan koiranpaskassa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Odotan innolla seuraavaa kertaa, kun h\u00e4n tulee vastaan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-contrast-3-color\"><strong><em>Get NordVPN 75% off + 3 extra months, and stay anonymous &amp; safe. If you <a href=\"https:\/\/nordvpn.tpo.li\/E5UJRJrS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow sponsored\">klikkaa t\u00e4st\u00e4<\/a> and buy, I may get some beer money, at no extra cost to you.<\/em><\/strong><\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:61px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Only for 3 Euros<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-dirty-old-man-blog wp-block-embed-dirty-old-man-blog\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"7nS1c43aXH\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/funniest-ebook\/\">Hauskin eKirja?<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8220;Funniest eBook?&#8221; &#8212; Dirty Old Man Blog\" src=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/funniest-ebook\/embed\/#?secret=srShh8uTQI#?secret=7nS1c43aXH\" data-secret=\"7nS1c43aXH\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/cartoon_with_steaming_pile_of_dog_poop-1024x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/cartoon_with_steaming_pile_of_dog_poop-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/cartoon_with_steaming_pile_of_dog_poop-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/cartoon_with_steaming_pile_of_dog_poop-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/cartoon_with_steaming_pile_of_dog_poop-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/cartoon_with_steaming_pile_of_dog_poop-12x12.jpeg 12w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/cartoon_with_steaming_pile_of_dog_poop.jpeg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4nh1vrC\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\" noreferrer noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/AmazonPrimeBanner.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/AmazonPrimeBanner.webp 720w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/AmazonPrimeBanner-300x150.webp 300w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/AmazonPrimeBanner-18x9.webp 18w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came home after shopping. At the staircase, I noticed a distinct smell of shit. My neighbor was clearly drunk and waiting for the elevator. In an elevator, the smell got really bad. I couldn\u2019t help myself; I looked at him disapprovingly and said, \u201cI guess someone has pooped his pants.\u201d He looked confused and &#8230; <a title=\"Kakka juttu\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/poop-story\/\" aria-label=\"Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4 aiheesta Poop story\">Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ashamed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1469,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions\/1469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}