{"id":236,"date":"2025-09-05T14:04:24","date_gmt":"2025-09-05T14:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=236"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:03:20","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:03:20","slug":"electric-shaver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/electric-shaver\/","title":{"rendered":"Partakone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lapsuudenkaveri pohjoisesta oli y\u00f6kyl\u00e4ss\u00e4. Sill\u00e4 on t\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n treffit jonkun naisen kanssa, oli kovasti innoissaan, ett\u00e4 flaksi saattaa k\u00e4yd\u00e4. Min\u00e4 tietenkin onnellinen h\u00e4nen puolestaan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ennen l\u00e4ht\u00f6\u00e4\u00e4n treffeille h\u00e4n kysyi, ett\u00e4 saako lainata minun partakonettani. Sitten kun h\u00e4n oli l\u00e4htenyt, ja menin kylpp\u00e4riin, niin huomasin ett\u00e4 lattialla oli sellaisia pitk\u00e4hk\u00f6j\u00e4 karvoja. V\u00e4h\u00e4n \u00e4ll\u00f6tti noukkia niit\u00e4 sielt\u00e4, ja mietin ett\u00e4 kyll\u00e4 huomautan asiasta. Olisi voinut siivota j\u00e4lkens\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sitten kun olin saanut karvat ker\u00e4tty\u00e4, niin mieleeni iski kauhea ajatus, ett\u00e4 eih\u00e4n sill\u00e4 ole edes partaa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Olen pessyt k\u00e4det jo ainakin kuusi kertaa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-contrast-3-color\"><strong><em>Get NordVPN 75% off + 3 extra months, and stay anonymous &amp; safe. If you <a href=\"https:\/\/nordvpn.tpo.li\/E5UJRJrS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow sponsored\">klikkaa t\u00e4st\u00e4<\/a> and buy, I may get some beer money, at no extra cost to you.<\/em><\/strong><\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/bald_cartoon_man_crying_and_holding_electric-1024x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-359\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/bald_cartoon_man_crying_and_holding_electric-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/bald_cartoon_man_crying_and_holding_electric-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/bald_cartoon_man_crying_and_holding_electric-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/bald_cartoon_man_crying_and_holding_electric-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/bald_cartoon_man_crying_and_holding_electric-12x12.jpeg 12w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/bald_cartoon_man_crying_and_holding_electric.jpeg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4nh1vrC\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\" noreferrer noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/AmazonPrimeBanner.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/AmazonPrimeBanner.webp 720w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/AmazonPrimeBanner-300x150.webp 300w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/AmazonPrimeBanner-18x9.webp 18w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A childhood friend from up north was staying the night. He\u2019s got a date today with some woman and was really excited \u2014 thought he might get lucky. Naturally, I\u2019m happy for him. Before heading out, he asked if he could borrow my electric shaver. After he\u2019d left, I went into the bathroom and noticed &#8230; <a title=\"Partakone\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/electric-shaver\/\" aria-label=\"Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4 aiheesta Electric Shaver\">Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1470,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions\/1470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}