{"id":213,"date":"2025-09-04T19:06:40","date_gmt":"2025-09-04T19:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=213"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:03:52","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:03:52","slug":"old-women-are-annoying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/old-women-are-annoying\/","title":{"rendered":"Vanhoissa naisissa \u00e4rsytt\u00e4\u00e4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yksi asia vanhoissa naisissa \u00e4rsytt\u00e4\u00e4 minua suunnattomasti. Min\u00e4p\u00e4 kerron.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Menin eilen baariin, niin kuin aina joskus lauantai-iltana minulla on tapana. Kaikessa rauhassa tiskill\u00e4 join juomaani, niin eik\u00f6s siihen sitten p\u00f6l\u00e4hd\u00e4 semmoinen vanha nainen. Selv\u00e4sti on ehtinyt juoda jo useammankin, todella hutsahtava meikki (eik\u00e4 todellakaan meikkitaiteilijan tekem\u00e4) naamassa. P\u00e4\u00e4ll\u00e4 sellainen pissikselle sopiva pornahtava, ja muutaman numeron liian pieni mekko miss\u00e4 tissivako vaan vilkkuu. Iskee minulle silm\u00e4\u00e4 ja alkaa ihan suoraan ehdottelemaan seksijuttuja. Joka kerta kun l\u00e4hden baariin niin sama juttu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ja se mik\u00e4 \u00e4rsytt\u00e4\u00e4, oikeasti vituttaa niin ettei veri kierr\u00e4, on se, ettei niit\u00e4 mill\u00e4\u00e4n saa pihalle sunnuntaiaamuna ennen puoltap\u00e4iv\u00e4\u00e4. Tuolla se viel\u00e4kin kuorsaa makkarissa vaikka kello on kohta 11.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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One thing about old women annoys me immensely. Let me explain. I went to a bar yesterday, like I sometimes do on Saturday nights. I was peacefully sipping my drink at the counter when suddenly one of those old women showed up. Clearly had more than a few drinks already, wearing ridiculously trashy makeup (definitely … Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1472,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions\/1472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}