{"id":207,"date":"2025-09-04T18:43:31","date_gmt":"2025-09-04T18:43:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=207"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:04:53","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:04:53","slug":"shopping-with-teens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/shopping-with-teens\/","title":{"rendered":"Teinien kanssa shoppailemassa"},"content":{"rendered":"

Teinitytt\u00e4ren kanssa kenk\u00e4ostoksilla: k\u00e4yd\u00e4\u00e4n l\u00e4pi valtavan ostoshelvetin kaikki kaupat. Kenk\u00e4kaupat kahdesti, joku kolme kertaa, pirtel\u00f6baari kerran, suklaapuodissa kerran, muut vaatekaupat ainakin kerran.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kahden ja puolen tunnin j\u00e4lkeen l\u00f6ytyy kiva kes\u00e4mekko, jota ei tietenk\u00e4\u00e4n t\u00e4n\u00e4 syksyn\u00e4 en\u00e4\u00e4 voi pit\u00e4\u00e4 mutta onhan ensi kes\u00e4ksi valmiina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Keng\u00e4t j\u00e4\u00e4v\u00e4t ostamatta, kun ei l\u00f6ytynyt sellaisia kuin olisi halunnut. Kaikki olivat rumia tai muuten v\u00e4\u00e4ri\u00e4 - silti niist\u00e4 puolet sovitettiin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kotiin tultua huomataan, ettei ole mit\u00e4\u00e4n mik\u00e4 sopisi sen kes\u00e4mekon kanssa ja p\u00e4\u00e4tet\u00e4\u00e4n ett\u00e4 huomenna menn\u00e4\u00e4n uusimaan koko vaatevarasto, jotta ne sopivat sen mekon kanssa. Kenki\u00e4 ei tarvitse etsi\u00e4, kun ei niit\u00e4 oikeasti tarvitse. Paitsi jos sattuu l\u00f6ytym\u00e4\u00e4n jotkut tosi n\u00e4tit, joissa on 15 sentin korko. Ja jotka sopivat siihen kes\u00e4mekkoon. Tai jos eiv\u00e4t sovi, niin sitten pit\u00e4\u00e4 ostaa mekko, joka sopii niihin kenkiin. Ja pusero. Ja takki. Ja .. well, you get the point.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Teinipojan kanssa vaateostoksilla. Ensimm\u00e4isess\u00e4 kaupassa: \u201dm\u00e4 otan ton hupparin ja ton puseron ja noi housut, onko pakko sovittaa?\u201d On pakko sovittaa. Sovitus, maksu kassalle ja ulos. 8 minuuttia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Shoe shopping with a teenage girl: we visit every shop in an enormous shopping mall. Shoe shops twice, some three times, milkshake bar once, chocolatery once, and all other clothing shops at least once. After two and a half hours, we find a nice summer dress, which\u2014of course\u2014she can\u2019t wear this autumn anymore, but it\u2019s … Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1475,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions\/1475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}