{"id":201,"date":"2025-09-04T18:28:41","date_gmt":"2025-09-04T18:28:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=201"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:05:27","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:05:27","slug":"heureka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/heureka\/","title":{"rendered":"Heureka"},"content":{"rendered":"

T\u00e4st\u00e4 on aikaa yli 20 vuotta. Olin lasten kanssa tiedekeskus Heurekassa. Siell\u00e4 oli mikroskooppi, jolla sai katsella sonnin siitti\u00f6it\u00e4. Vieress\u00e4 oli lappu, jossa luki \u201del\u00e4vi\u00e4 siitti\u00f6it\u00e4 saa oppaalta\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No min\u00e4 sitten k\u00e4\u00e4nnyin siin\u00e4 vieress\u00e4 seisoskelevan herrasmiehen puoleen, ja kysyin ett\u00e4 \u201dvoitaisko me saada niit\u00e4 el\u00e4vi\u00e4 siitti\u00f6it\u00e4?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H\u00e4n oli hyvin j\u00e4rkyttyneen n\u00e4k\u00f6inen, ja kysyi ett\u00e4 \u201dMit\u00e4?\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Selitin ett\u00e4 haluttaisiin katsella el\u00e4vi\u00e4 siitti\u00f6it\u00e4 mikroskoopilla. Edelleen h\u00e4n vain tuijotti meit\u00e4 ja kysyi uudestaan ett\u00e4 \u201dMIT\u00c4?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Selitin, ett\u00e4 tuossa on lappu, ett\u00e4 oppaalta saa niit\u00e4 siitti\u00f6it\u00e4. H\u00e4n kertoi, ettei ole t\u00f6iss\u00e4 siell\u00e4, vaan jonkun koululaisryhm\u00e4n bussikuski.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Siirryimme vaivihkaa pois paikalta, j\u00e4i sitten ne siitti\u00f6t n\u00e4kem\u00e4tt\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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This happened over 20 years ago. I was at the Heureka Science Centre with my kids. There was a microscope set up where you could look at bull sperm. Next to it was a sign that said, \u201cLive sperm available from the guide.\u201d I turned to the gentleman standing nearby and asked, \u201cCould we get … Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-ashamed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1477,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions\/1477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}