Kaupassa irtokarkkihyllyll\u00e4 sattui jotain, joka pilasi p\u00e4iv\u00e4ni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pikkupoika kysyy \u00e4idilt\u00e4\u00e4n: \u201dSaanko ostaa karkkia?\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c4iti sanoi, ett\u00e4 \u201dautoit niin reippaasti \u00e4iti\u00e4 siivoamaan, ett\u00e4 saat ottaa sata grammaa.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poika valkkaa huolellisesti lusikalla karkkeja pussiin, ojentaa pussin \u00e4idille ja kysyy: \u201dOnko t\u00e4ss\u00e4 sopivasti?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c4iti punnitsi ja sanoi, ett\u00e4 \u201dt\u00e4ss\u00e4 on v\u00e4h\u00e4n yli sata grammaa\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poika tarjoutui, ett\u00e4 \u201dvoi ottaa ne suklaat pois\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c4iti hymyillen totesi, ett\u00e4 ei se haittaa, vaikka on v\u00e4h\u00e4n yli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poistuivat paikalta, Min\u00e4 j\u00e4in siihen valkkaamaan karkkeja itselleni ja kiroilin mieless\u00e4ni tuollaisia \u00e4itej\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jotka tuovat moitteettomasti k\u00e4ytt\u00e4ytyv\u00e4n lapsukaisensa ihmisten ilmoille.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oikein hierovat veist\u00e4 haavassa, kun oma teini on yksi perkeleest\u00e4 syntynyt p\u00f6nt\u00f6nohikusija.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jonka huoneen siivoamiseen tarvitaan suojapuku ja hiekkapuhallin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pysyisiv\u00e4t paskiaiset saatana kotona, eiv\u00e4tk\u00e4 tulisi ihmisten ilmoille elvistelem\u00e4\u00e4n!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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