{"id":165,"date":"2025-09-04T08:58:34","date_gmt":"2025-09-04T08:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=165"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:06:15","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:06:15","slug":"have-you-ever-gotten-punched-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/have-you-ever-gotten-punched-in-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Oletteko koskaan saaneet turpaanne baarissa?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Min\u00e4 sain kerran. Menin baariin, ja siell\u00e4 tiskill\u00e4 istui todella upea nainen. Ihan kuin nukke \u2013 todella siro ja uskomattoman kauniit kasvot. Joten luonnollisesti menin h\u00e4nen viereens\u00e4 istumaan, yritin n\u00e4ytt\u00e4\u00e4 miehekk\u00e4\u00e4lt\u00e4, ja kysyin \u201dsaanko ostaa sinulle drinkin?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Daami hermostui, piti minulle oikein kunnon saarnan, ett\u00e4 joka ikinen kerta, kun h\u00e4n haluaisi istua kaikessa rauhassa ja juoda yhden drinkin, niin aina joku mies tulee pokaamaan. H\u00e4nt\u00e4 vituttaa \u00e4\u00e4rett\u00f6m\u00e4sti, kun ei ikin\u00e4 saa olla baarissa rauhassa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Min\u00e4 sitten pyysin n\u00e4tisti anteeksi, ja keskityin siin\u00e4 h\u00e4peiss\u00e4ni litkim\u00e4\u00e4n oluttani. V\u00e4h\u00e4n ajan p\u00e4\u00e4st\u00e4 huomasin, ett\u00e4 sis\u00e4\u00e4n tuli todella iso mies. Varmaan kaksimetrinen ja lihakset pullistelivat kuin Jason Momoalla ja naamakin oli v\u00e4hint\u00e4\u00e4n yht\u00e4 komea. No, se tietenkin huomasi sitten sen tiskill\u00e4 minun vieress\u00e4ni istuvan daamin, ilme kirkastui, ja se l\u00e4hti k\u00e4velem\u00e4\u00e4n sit\u00e4 kohti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Min\u00e4 herrasmiehen\u00e4 sitten nousin yl\u00f6s, astuin niiden v\u00e4liin, ja sanoin rohkeimmalla \u00e4\u00e4nell\u00e4, mit\u00e4 pystyin, ett\u00e4 \u201dsori kaveri, mutta leidi ei halua, ett\u00e4 h\u00e4nt\u00e4 h\u00e4irit\u00e4\u00e4n\u201d.
Mies tuijotti minua suoraan silmiin, n\u00e4in kun sen katse kiristyi, suoni ohimolla alkoi pullottamaan, sitten se sanoi \u201dokei\u201d ja k\u00e4\u00e4ntyi poisp\u00e4in,
ja sitten pamahti nyrkki suoraan minua silm\u00e4\u00e4n!<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Ette usko miten kovasti sellainen pieni ja siro nainen voi ly\u00f6d\u00e4!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I did once. I went to a bar, and there at the counter sat a truly stunning woman. Like a doll \u2013 very delicate and an incredibly beautiful face. So naturally, I sat down next to her, tried to look manly, and asked, \u201cMay I buy you a drink?\u201d The lady got annoyed and gave … Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,15,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-relationships","category-single-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1480,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions\/1480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}