Joillakin naisilla on tapana vihjailla miehelleen, ett\u00e4 nyt tekisi seksi\u00e4 mieli. Eiv\u00e4t sano suoraan, mutta tiputtelevat jonkinlaisia vihjeit\u00e4. Joskus selvempi\u00e4, joskus sellaisia, ettei mies niit\u00e4 tajua. T\u00e4m\u00e4 saattaa olla ongelma. Jos mies ei vihjeit\u00e4 ymm\u00e4rr\u00e4, niin sitten j\u00e4\u00e4 panematta ja pahimmassa tapauksessa nainen voi olla karheana ja puutteessa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Min\u00e4 ainakin olen niin h\u00f6lm\u00f6 naisten kanssa, ett\u00e4 en ihan v\u00e4h\u00e4st\u00e4 tajua niit\u00e4 vihjeit\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yhdell\u00e4 vaimoistani oli sellainen tapa, ett\u00e4 h\u00e4n nukkui pikkuhousut jalassa useimmiten, mutta aina joskus h\u00e4n tuli s\u00e4nkyyn alasti. Oltiin asuttu varmaan vuosi yhdess\u00e4, ennen kuin tajusin kysy\u00e4, ett\u00e4 \u201dtarkoittaako se, ett\u00e4 tulet alasti s\u00e4nkyyn, ett\u00e4 sulla tekee mieli seksi\u00e4?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
H\u00e4n vastasi \u201dsaattaa se sit\u00e4 tarkoittaa\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yhden kerran kun mentiin s\u00e4nkyyn, niin h\u00e4n istui sitten alasti minun naaman p\u00e4\u00e4lle, ja min\u00e4 luulin ett\u00e4 h\u00e4n aikoo pieraista, ja aloin pid\u00e4tt\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4n hengityst\u00e4. En tied\u00e4 kauanko siin\u00e4 meni, mutta alkoi jo olla vaikea olla, kunnes h\u00e4n lopulta kysyi \u201detk\u00f6 halua nuolla?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ja silloin vasta minulla v\u00e4l\u00e4hti, ett\u00e4 ai hitto, seh\u00e4n haluaa seksi\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joten naiset \u2013 vihjailu ei riit\u00e4, pit\u00e4\u00e4 sanoa selv\u00e4sti!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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