Onko teille joskus k\u00e4ynyt niin, ett\u00e4 jollain tietyll\u00e4 hetkell\u00e4, kuin salama kirkkaalta taivaalta, olette yht\u00e4kki\u00e4 tajunneet, ett\u00e4 puolisosi on Se Tosi Rakkaus?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It happened to me once. I was in a pub with my best mate, and my own phone had run out of battery, so I borrowed his mobile and sent my girlfriend a message saying, \u201cHey, honey, you have no idea how badly I want to make love to you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ja h\u00e4n vastasi: \u201dniin minullakin, tuskin maltan odottaa seuraavaa kertaa\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ajatelkaa, h\u00e4n tiesi, ett\u00e4 se olin min\u00e4, vaikka laitoin viestin kaverin puhelimesta, enk\u00e4 edes laittanut nime\u00e4ni siihen viestiin! Sen t\u00e4ytyy olla universumin tapa kertoa, ett\u00e4 olemme todellisia sielunkumppaneita!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Voi kun viel\u00e4 joskus saisi kokea saman<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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