{"id":1641,"date":"2026-10-24T15:29:39","date_gmt":"2026-10-24T12:29:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=1641"},"modified":"2026-10-24T15:29:42","modified_gmt":"2026-10-24T12:29:42","slug":"text-message-to-soul-mate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/text-message-to-soul-mate\/","title":{"rendered":"Tekstiviesti sielunkumppanille"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Onko teille joskus k\u00e4ynyt niin, ett\u00e4 jollain tietyll\u00e4 hetkell\u00e4, kuin salama kirkkaalta taivaalta, olette yht\u00e4kki\u00e4 tajunneet, ett\u00e4 puolisosi on Se Tosi Rakkaus?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It happened to me once. I was in a pub with my best mate, and my own phone had run out of battery, so I borrowed his mobile and sent my girlfriend a message saying, \u201cHey, honey, you have no idea how badly I want to make love to you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ja h\u00e4n vastasi: \u201dniin minullakin, tuskin maltan odottaa seuraavaa kertaa\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ajatelkaa, h\u00e4n tiesi, ett\u00e4 se olin min\u00e4, vaikka laitoin viestin kaverin puhelimesta, enk\u00e4 edes laittanut nime\u00e4ni siihen viestiin! Sen t\u00e4ytyy olla universumin tapa kertoa, ett\u00e4 olemme todellisia sielunkumppaneita!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Voi kun viel\u00e4 joskus saisi kokea saman<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Onko teille joskus k\u00e4ynyt niin, ett\u00e4 jollain tietyll\u00e4 hetkell\u00e4, kuin salama kirkkaalta taivaalta, olette yht\u00e4kki\u00e4 tajunneet, ett\u00e4 puolisosi on Se Tosi Rakkaus? <a title=\"Tekstiviesti sielunkumppanille\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/text-message-to-soul-mate\/\" aria-label=\"Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4 aiheesta Text message to soul mate\">Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1641"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1643,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1641\/revisions\/1643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}