{"id":1631,"date":"2026-10-20T23:08:45","date_gmt":"2026-10-20T20:08:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=1631"},"modified":"2026-11-08T23:42:28","modified_gmt":"2026-11-08T20:42:28","slug":"neighbour-screaming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/neighbour-screaming\/","title":{"rendered":"Kirkumista naapurista"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Viime y\u00f6n\u00e4 naapurista kuului aivan mielet\u00f6n meteli: naisen voihkintaa, suoranaista huutoa ja armotonta kolinaa. Hitto, sit\u00e4 jatkui ikuisuus! <br><br>. <em>.<\/em> Luulin jo, ett\u00e4 naapurin eukko siell\u00e4 sai oikein perusteellista \u201dhoitoa\u201d \u2013 mutta paljastuikin, ett\u00e4 kyseess\u00e4 oli h\u00e4nen vanha \u00e4itins\u00e4, joka oli pudonnut s\u00e4ngyst\u00e4, murtanut lonkkansa ja yritti ep\u00e4toivoisesti huutaa apua. <br><br>Nyt v\u00e4h\u00e4n h\u00e4vett\u00e4\u00e4, ett\u00e4 vedin k\u00e4teen sen rytmiss\u00e4. <em>.<\/em> .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why just follow the Dirty Old Man when you can join the inner circle? Become a Patreon member and get what the general public doesn&#8217;t: exclusive podcasts, uncensored stories, dating disasters, questionable wisdom and access to my e-books. You&#8217;ll also get a front-row seat to my ongoing literary crimes, with plenty of new material reserved for paying members.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So stop lurking outside and come inside. <strong>Subscribe to Patreon today \u2013 get the stories, get the laughs, get the e-books, and support a man who has clearly made some questionable life choices but still knows how to write about them.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The public gets the polite version. Patreon gets the unfiltered one. And trust me, you want the unfiltered one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just to be clear: you have to be 18 or older but there is NO pornography, just naughty writings. Unless you consider a picture of a cunt who happens to write to be pornographic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/janparviainen\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/janparviainen<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Viime y\u00f6n\u00e4 naapurista kuului aivan mielet\u00f6n meteli: naisen voihkintaa, suoranaista huutoa ja armotonta kolinaa. Hitto, sit\u00e4 jatkui ikuisuus!\n\nI figured the neighbour lady was getting some very Luulin jo, ett\u00e4 naapurin eukko siell\u00e4 sai oikein perusteellista \u201dhoitoa\u201d \u2013 mutta paljastuikin, ett\u00e4 kyseess\u00e4 oli h\u00e4nen vanha \u00e4itins\u00e4, joka oli pudonnut s\u00e4ngyst\u00e4, murtanut lonkkansa <a title=\"Kirkumista naapurista\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/neighbour-screaming\/\" aria-label=\"Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4 aiheesta Neighbour screaming\">Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,13,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nsfw","category-ashamed","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1631"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1676,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631\/revisions\/1676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}