Perjantaina meni hiukan my\u00f6h\u00e4\u00e4n. Lauantaiaamuna sitten k\u00e4nnykk\u00e4 h\u00e4lytti \u201dhae pyykit pesulasta\u201d niin olin ihan unenp\u00f6pper\u00f6ss\u00e4 viel\u00e4. Kuteet niskaan ja talopesulaan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Koneet py\u00f6riv\u00e4t viel\u00e4, n\u00e4ytti olevan reilut 15 minuuttia j\u00e4ljell\u00e4. En jaksanut l\u00e4hte\u00e4 takaisin kotiin, vaan j\u00e4in sinne pesulaan odottamaan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Siihen tuli naapuri sitten. Tervehdittiin, vaihdettiin muutama sana small talkia, ja katseltiin kun pesukoneet py\u00f6riv\u00e4t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201dEi kest\u00e4 en\u00e4\u00e4 kauaa\u201d sanoin, rikkoakseni vaivaantunen hiljaisuuden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201dmuutama minuutti en\u00e4\u00e4, sanoi naapuri\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ja sitten taas istuttiin hiljaa ja katseltiin, kun koneet alkoivat linkoamaan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ihmettelin mieless\u00e4ni, ett\u00e4 miss\u00e4h\u00e4n sen naapurin pyykit ovat, kun ei sill\u00e4 ollut pyykkikassia mukana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lopulta ensimm\u00e4inen kone pys\u00e4htyi, nousin yl\u00f6s, ja naapuri nousi samalla. Kumpikin k\u00e4veltiin koneen luokse, ja kun n\u00e4in luukun l\u00e4pi, mit\u00e4 vaatteita siell\u00e4 koneessa on, niin tajusin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ett\u00e4 eih\u00e4n ne olekaan minun pyykit siell\u00e4 koneessa<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Muistin ett\u00e4 olin edellisen\u00e4 p\u00e4iv\u00e4n\u00e4 pessyt pyykki\u00e4, ja varmaan sitten laittanut muistutuksen vahingossa v\u00e4\u00e4r\u00e4lle p\u00e4iv\u00e4lle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Niinp\u00e4 sitten reippaasti totesin naapurille, ett\u00e4 nyt on valmista, k\u00e4\u00e4nnyin ja pakenin paikalta parhaalla mahdollisella nopeudella.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nyt se varmaan ajattelee, ett\u00e4 minulla on tapana istua pesulassa katselemassa kun naapureiden pyykit py\u00f6riv\u00e4t koneessa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mik\u00e4 rehellisesti sanottuna on melko outo harrastus. Jopa minun mittapuillani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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