Minuun on l\u00e4hes mahdotonta tehd\u00e4 vaikutusta en\u00e4\u00e4. Olen jo n\u00e4hnyt ja kuullut kaiken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
T\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n se kuitenkin tapahtui. Kaupassa. Oluthyllyjen v\u00e4liss\u00e4. Kuulin jotain sellaista, ett\u00e4 niskakarvat nousivat pystyyn, kyynel herahti silm\u00e4kulmaan, olisin halunnut menn\u00e4 k\u00e4ttelem\u00e4\u00e4n ja halaamaan sit\u00e4 miest\u00e4, kertomaan kuinka h\u00e4n juuri palautti uskoni ihmiskuntaan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aion ehdottaa h\u00e4nelle Nobelin palkintoa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nuoripari, varmaan noin 25 vuotiaita, keskustelivat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nainen sanoi: \u201dotat sitten vain kaksi olutta\u201d.
Mies: \u201dotan 12\u201d.
Nainen \u201detk\u00e4 vittu ota, otat vain kaksi!\u201d
Mies:\u201dhaluan 12\u201d
Nainen, selv\u00e4sti vihaisena \u201dmiksi sinun taas pit\u00e4\u00e4 ottaa niin monta olutta, etk\u00f6 osaa olla yht\u00e4 viikonloppua juomatta sit\u00e4 olutta!\u201d
Mies: \u201dsin\u00e4 tied\u00e4t, ett\u00e4 kun juon muutaman, niin minulla alkaa tekem\u00e4\u00e4n mieli\u201d
Nainen \u201dno ota sitten\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tuo nuori mies on sankarini!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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