{"id":1582,"date":"2026-09-20T19:31:38","date_gmt":"2026-09-20T16:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=1582"},"modified":"2026-09-20T19:31:43","modified_gmt":"2026-09-20T16:31:43","slug":"premonition-about-my-own-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/premonition-about-my-own-death\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u00e4in enneunen kuolemastani."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>N\u00e4in enneunen kuolemastani.<\/strong> <strong>Siin\u00e4 unessa olin sairaalassa hengityskoneessa, ja sitten teinipoikani irrotti hengityskoneen t\u00f6pselin, jotta sai k\u00e4nnykk\u00e4ns\u00e4 lataukseen.<\/strong> <br><br><strong>Olisi kannattanut k\u00e4ytt\u00e4\u00e4 kondomia.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a premonition about my own death. In the dream, I was in a hospital, hooked up to a ventilator \u2014 and then my teenage son unplugged it so he could charge his phone. Should\u2019ve used a condom<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1582"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1583,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions\/1583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}