{"id":1571,"date":"2026-09-15T22:46:11","date_gmt":"2026-09-15T19:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=1571"},"modified":"2026-09-22T14:19:05","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T11:19:05","slug":"relationship-advice-part-454","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/relationship-advice-part-454\/","title":{"rendered":"Parisuhdeneuvoja, osa 454"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Parisuhdeneuvoja kun kyseltiin, niin t\u00e4ss\u00e4 taas yksi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ennen kuin ryhdyt parisuhteeseen, kutsu tuleva anoppi kotiisi katsomaan leffaa. Mik\u00e4\u00e4n ei paljasta toisesta ihmisest\u00e4 niin paljoa kuin leffan katsominen yhdess\u00e4. Ja vaikka kuinka yritt\u00e4isit v\u00e4ltt\u00e4\u00e4, niin v\u00e4kisinkin joudut suhteessa ollessasi sen anopin kanssa tekemisiin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Minulla k\u00e4vi tuuri hiljattain, kun tein juuri n\u00e4in. Olin tapaillut yht\u00e4 todella kivaa naista, joka oli todella l\u00e4heinen \u00e4itins\u00e4 kanssa. Joten kutsuin anopin luokseni, ja pistin leffan py\u00f6rim\u00e4\u00e4n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It hadn\u2019t been five minutes before she started criticising it: \u201cThat\u2019s not how it works in real life. Nobody does that. That\u2019s against the laws of physics,\u201d and so on. She kept complaining about something the entire time, and I couldn\u2019t concentrate on the porn at all. Couldn\u2019t get an erection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">J\u00e4tin sitten sen sian.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ennen kuin ryhdyt parisuhteeseen, kutsu tuleva anoppi kotiisi katsomaan leffaa. Mik\u00e4\u00e4n ei paljasta toisesta ihmisest\u00e4 niin paljoa kuin leffan katsominen yhdess\u00e4. Ja vaikka kuinka yritt\u00e4isit v\u00e4ltt\u00e4\u00e4, niin v\u00e4kisinkin joudut suhteessa ollessasi sen anopin kanssa tekemisiin. <a title=\"Parisuhdeneuvoja, osa 454\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/relationship-advice-part-454\/\" aria-label=\"Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4 aiheesta Relationship advice, part 454\">Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":53,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,15,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dating","category-relationships","category-single-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1571"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1574,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571\/revisions\/1574"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/53"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}