{"id":1497,"date":"2025-10-16T15:35:09","date_gmt":"2025-10-16T12:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=1497"},"modified":"2025-10-16T15:46:07","modified_gmt":"2025-10-16T12:46:07","slug":"never-leave-the-bedroom-hungry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/never-leave-the-bedroom-hungry\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c4l\u00e4 koskaan l\u00e4hde makkarista n\u00e4lk\u00e4isen\u00e4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kerran tytt\u00f6yst\u00e4v\u00e4n kanssa (joskus 20 vuotta sitten) oltiin ryhtym\u00e4ss\u00e4 harrastamaan seksi\u00e4, oltiin jo s\u00e4ngyss\u00e4 alasti pussailtu siin\u00e4, esileikit tehty ja valmiina hommiin, kun muistin ett\u00e4 kortsut on kylpp\u00e4riss\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u00e4hdin niit\u00e4 hakemaan, ja ajattelin sitten, ett\u00e4 k\u00e4yn keitti\u00f6ss\u00e4 juomassa samalla. Otin j\u00e4\u00e4kaapista limun, ja huomasin ett\u00e4 siell\u00e4h\u00e4n on kinkkua (joulun tienoilla), no tein siin\u00e4 sitten itselleni kinkkuvoileiv\u00e4n ja istuin sy\u00f6m\u00e4\u00e4n sit\u00e4. P\u00f6yd\u00e4ll\u00e4 oli lehti niin luin sit\u00e4 samalla. Siin\u00e4 meni varmaan joku vartti, oli toinen voileip\u00e4 menossa, kun tytt\u00f6yst\u00e4v\u00e4 tuli makkarista, nakuna, katsoi hetken, ett\u00e4 mit\u00e4 oikein teen, ja sitten alkoi huutamaan kuin sireeni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kerran tytt\u00f6yst\u00e4v\u00e4n kanssa (joskus 20 vuotta sitten) oltiin ryhtym\u00e4ss\u00e4 harrastamaan seksi\u00e4, oltiin jo s\u00e4ngyss\u00e4 alasti pussailtu siin\u00e4, esileikit tehty ja valmiina hommiin, kun muistin ett\u00e4 kortsut on kylpp\u00e4riss\u00e4. <a title=\"\u00c4l\u00e4 koskaan l\u00e4hde makkarista n\u00e4lk\u00e4isen\u00e4\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/never-leave-the-bedroom-hungry\/\" aria-label=\"Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4 aiheesta Why You Should Never Leave the Bedroom Hungry\">Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1497"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1499,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497\/revisions\/1499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}