{"id":97,"date":"2025-09-03T16:34:27","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T16:34:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=97"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:09:23","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:09:23","slug":"ai-is-the-best-invention-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/ai-is-the-best-invention-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"AI is the best invention ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

My friend John had been thinking that it might be nice to get a little frisky with his wife, Jane, in the evening, so he decided to send her a romantic and slightly naughty message from work, wondering if he might get lucky tonight. He had read in some women\u2019s magazine that it\u2019s a good idea to warm a woman up gradually throughout the day so that she gets into the right mood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jane replied, \u201cMaybe if you did some housework once in a while, you might get lucky.\u201d
Not a promising start, but John didn\u2019t get discouraged. He kept sending messages throughout the day, but the replies from his wife just got increasingly snarky\u2014and sure enough, it turned into a proper argument, even though John was trying his best.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rough around the edges, John came to ask me for advice, since I\u2019m a bit more experienced with women. I asked him to send me the conversation, and I had it analyzed by artificial intelligence so we could get an objective take on how this could still be turned into a win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The AI crunched the data for a while and then delivered its analysis. According to it, 92% of Jane’s statements were illogical, 97% were irrelevant to the matter at hand, and her comments contained 14 grammar mistakes (with suggested corrections).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

John was excited and said he\u2019d show this analysis to Jane as soon as he got home\u2014and then the sparks would surely fly under the sheets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I haven\u2019t heard from John in three days.
They\u2019ve probably been having sex nonstop this whole time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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