{"id":888,"date":"2025-10-10T17:31:42","date_gmt":"2025-10-10T14:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=888"},"modified":"2025-10-15T14:57:18","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T11:57:18","slug":"cheated-my-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/cheated-my-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"I cheated my wife and got caught"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Could you forgive, if one day you came too early home, and surprised your partner red handed in your own bed?<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Happened to me once, except that I was the one who was cheating. We had talked about it, agreed exact rules what can be done and what not, so there was no excuse. But for some reason I just couldn\u2019t control myself. I was young and stupid then. Actually, I got excited about the idea, to do it in our bed, on my wife\u2019s side. Thinking about how my wife would be furious if she found out, made it irresistible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


First few times, I was really careful. I did it only when wife was away overnight, and afterwards I always cleaned, vacuumed carpets, washed the bedsheets and sprayed perfume around, so there was absolutely no evidence. But then I became reckless and once, when my wife was shopping with her friends, I took a risk. Usually she shopped for hours, but this time she got a headache and came home early.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


I only noticed her coming, when bedroom door was opened, and she started to scream. There I was, naked, jar of Ben & Jerry\u2019s between my legs and half eaten box of Oreos in my hand. And those crumbs where all over the bed, and ice cream was melting to my chest and down to sheets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


She never forgave me. We tried couple\u2019s therapy, but trust was so badly broken, that we divorced few months later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Could you forgive, if one day you came too early home, and surprised your partner red handed in your own bed? Happened to me once, except that I was the one who was cheating. We had talked about it, agreed exact rules what can be done and what not, so there was no excuse. But … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=888"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1423,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/888\/revisions\/1423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}