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Flight delayed. Teenager cranky. I pay an arm and a leg to get to lounge with a buffet. I say to my son, \u201cNow eat as much as you want, so we don\u2019t have to buy bad, overpriced food on the plane.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The menu is full of delicious food. Boy takes one slice of chocolate cake and a Coke. Eats half of it, doesn\u2019t like dark chocolate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

During the four-hour wait, I binge-eat. Boy gives me an evil eye. Finally, we get to the plane. When the plane takes off, the boy looks at the menu and says, \u201cBuy me a panini; I\u2019m hungry.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I should\u2019ve used a condom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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