{"id":72,"date":"2025-09-03T14:15:26","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T14:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=72"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:12:03","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:12:03","slug":"jane-and-a-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/jane-and-a-bear\/","title":{"rendered":"Jane and a bear"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Jane notices on the Facebook singles group that John has written interesting stories. Jane thinks it would be really nice if John would send her a message. But John hasn\u2019t noticed Jane and thus doesn\u2019t contact her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


John and Jane would be soulmates, the love story of the century, but because Jane thinks that the man has to be the one to make the first move, love story won\u2019t happen. After a while, Jane begins to think that John is a cunt because he doesn\u2019t initiate, a slob and probably an alcoholic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Jane writes to the singles group, \u201cThere aren\u2019t decent men anymore!\u201d Buys 16 cats and moves to live in a cottage in the middle of the wilderness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


One autumn evening, when Jane is shitting in the outhouse, a bear comes and eats her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Don\u2019t be like Jane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Jane notices on the Facebook singles group that John has written interesting stories. Jane thinks it would be really nice if John would send her a message. But John hasn\u2019t noticed Jane and thus doesn\u2019t contact her. John and Jane would be soulmates, the love story of the century, but because Jane thinks that the … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-love","category-single-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1495,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions\/1495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}